Geriatric Fail
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Old School vs. New School – pretty sure Old School just won.
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Epic Tattoo Fail
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That is the worst lip tattoo ever.
No, this person didn’t get a tattoo of stick figure slugs, these are supposed to be lips. Compared to the icon used by the Rolling Stones, this particular artistic representation falls woefully short of just about anything anyone would consider a fair image of lips. Now, since even a drunk paraplegic who had never seen a mirror or another living human would be able to sketch out a more convincing set of lips, we have to assume that this tattoo was done this way on purpose. Unfortunately, this assumption just leads to more questions than it answers.
If this is actually a reflection of a real set of lips that actually exist somewhere out there, we have to wonder what kind of person they are attached to. Since no human being actually enters the world with a mouth that looks remotely similar to this, they can only belong to a person who has financed several around the world trips for their plastic surgeon. In fact, the amount of Botox that it would take to turn somebody’s lips into these abominations would probably be toxic, leading to a tattoo like this to memorialize their all too short life.
Instead of making fun of this person, we should assume that their plastic surgery addicted friend or relative gave them one last lipstick covered kiss on the neck before passing away due to toxic poisoning from botulism. The person, stricken with grief and looking for a way to memorialize their loved one rushed off to the nearest tattoo shop and had them quickly outline the imprint so they had a permanent reminder of the horribly disfigured face of the person that they just lost.
Otherwise, we have to accept that this is probably one of the worst tattoos ever given and that most people are going to make the mistake of believing that this tattoo victim just has a powerful affinity for poorly cooked breakfast sausages.
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Friend Fail
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And the photographer said nothing about it.
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Lady GaGa with no Makeup
After the Lady Gaga Meat Dress incident, it’s been an ongoing debate around here whether or not Lady Gaga is hot or just disgusting. We found this site which is interesting and shows Lady Gaga’s high school photos as well as several pictures of Lady Gaga With No Makeup. So what say you loyal ShipmentOfFail readers? Is Lady Gaga hot? Would you give her appearance a Win or a Fail?
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Explicit Eyebrow Tattoo Fail
Shaved Eyebrows = Fail
Eyebrow Tattoo = Fail
F Bomb Tattoo Anywhere On Face = Fail
Even the lowercase cursive F and the uppercase cursive K are a Fail.
Now if the cursive k had swooped all the way across and connected to the Y… that might have been a win.
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Hot Cartoon Girls
If you like hot cartoon girls dancing on poles then you will think this site is an Epic Win.
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