Yoda Fail

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  1. Tom January 29th

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    Actually, she sued the restaurant and won.

    “David Noll, her attorney, said Wednesday that he could not disclose the settlement’s details, although he said Berry can now go to a local car dealership and “pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants.”

    http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002/05/09/toy-yoda.htm

    So, Win not fail.


  2. 3stripe January 29th

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    Interesting. You can count on the American legal system to deliver when it doesn’t matter.


  3. KJ January 30th

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    Aww man, that was a preemptive fail :(


  4. HW January 30th

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    She still failed to get the joke (unlike everyone else)


  5. Duncan January 31st

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    I remember this one. Waitress works at Hooter’s, put in extra shifts for a long time (I think it was like a month of quite a few double shifts) to win a car in a demeaning job. I think she had a lame commute or something and a child so the car would have really helped. She gets put in a blindfold, given a Yoda doll, and told to ‘take a joke’?

    I would have killed the managers with my bare hands. How she managed to keep calm enough to start a lawsuit is beyond me. Hats off to her. She’s made of stronger stuff than I am. I’m glad she won.


  6. LFH January 31st

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    Fucking Yanks.
    If this was in England where we speak proper English, this would never have happened.
    It’s because you Yanks can’t pronounce English properly is why this sort of shit happens.

    How do you say PETER? No, there’s no fucking D in it.


  7. 3stripe February 1st

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    Woooah. Easy tiger!

    I am an idiot, I’ve literally only just got this. Toyata -> Toyoda -> Toy Yoda. Epic fail on my part. Lol.


  8. Ekaj February 6th

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    Does she fail because she was duped, or because she worked at Hooters and is clearly lacking the, er, accoutrements needed. Or, rather, the acHOOTERments.


  9. Michael Jack March 1st

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    Whoa there, LFH.

    We still kicked your ass with farmers and pitchforks. You fail.


  10. carlotta March 7th

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    oh, lfh. proper english died out almost a thousand years ago.
    anything less than old anglo-saxon english = epic linguistic fail.

    but anyway. no harm, no foul. she’s okay, she got her car, we can laugh.


  11. shu March 11th

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    hahaha it wouldn’t happen if we spoke proper english? toyota is japanese!


  12. anon March 16th

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    Yes. Toyota IS Japanese. Congratulations. You managed to FAIL. LFH was talking about proper enunciation, instead of slurring everything like a drunken Sly Stallone. Most people are really lazy in how they pronounce things. The rest can be chalked up to accents.


  13. Lisper May 28th

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    Or…we could be half deaf so “s” and “th” sound alike and we never learned to make proper “s”s because of that. No, can’t be. America is just drunk. Gotcha.

    On the other FAIL, my family followed this closely for some reason.


  14. Dingleberries June 4th

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    Ahahahahaha! Always get it in writing.


  15. Jackson June 16th

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    Where are her hooters? lol


  16. Derk June 22nd

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    i would have cut the brake lines on her new car, i hate people who sue for stupid reasons…so what she got a toy yoda, she probably made a ton working so much more so who cares…and what idiot doesnt hear toyota and think, hm..i wonder what kind of toyota, and then ask


  17. Smegma July 3rd

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    Stupid bitch, should have got a bitch slap not a car.


  18. kooldrgn July 10th

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    Did anyone else notice that the store manager, in the article that was linked above, called the whole May beer sales contest an “April fool’s joke”.

    Fail.


  19. DB August 8th

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    Wow, she even looks like her new toy Yoda in the face. For a moment there I thought that was the “fail” before I actually read the article.


  20. Mic August 29th

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    Hehe, I wouldn’t mind if you called me a stupid bitch after I drove away in my toyota, because of your april fool’s joke…


  21. RC-960018 September 23rd

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    I would prefer the Yoda.


  22. Colin September 29th

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    Sense of humour and American English fail.


  23. Jeff October 29th

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    I think the true fail is the lip herps she has.


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