Shipment of Fail

30 Mar 2008

Permanent fail

Ryanoscerous wrote: Permanent Fail

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Dang…that is just….sad.

Comment by MrsBug — 1 Apr 2008 @ 1:05pm
God damn. That’s gotta hurt emotionally.

Comment by imLOST — 2 Apr 2008 @ 10:42am
I think it’s great he got a tattoo of his lover’s corpse on his arm…it’s so…deep…

Comment by Anonymous — 7 Apr 2008 @ 1:57am
1) He had good intentions, but what a dumbass for trusting somebody to ink something that difficult to reproduce.
2) That artist should have their hands broken for not being man (or woman) enough to admit they weren’t up to the task.

Comment by Mechie — 7 Apr 2008 @ 6:21am
when will people learn? portrait tats RARELY go well.

Comment by itsalljustaride — 8 Apr 2008 @ 2:21am
So his dead wife is eternally scolded into his flesh looking like a demented caveman transvestite having a bad hairday. Big deal.

Comment by Jack — 8 Apr 2008 @ 2:47am
Oh man…what a disaster.

Comment by oBBI — 8 Apr 2008 @ 2:58am
This is honestly the funniest thing ive ever seen.

Comment by Jables — 8 Apr 2008 @ 3:17am
I’ll bet the girl will make him cover all it the time- that’s if he ever gets out. I just assume he’s in prison. Bad jail tattoist who did the job for commissary. It makes her look like a hag with rotting dirty teeth.

Comment by wayne — 8 Apr 2008 @ 4:37am
Whoops, didn’t notice she was DEAD. Well, at least she’ll never see it and I’m sure his heart was in the right place.

Comment by wayne — 8 Apr 2008 @ 4:39am
Ohh fuck…

Comment by the way... — 8 Apr 2008 @ 6:49am
Wow thats hilarious! Nice teef!

Comment by The Off Topic — 8 Apr 2008 @ 3:47pm
never ever draw the lines between someones teeth or youll come out like this, shame u dont get erasors in ink!

Comment by art kid speaks the truth — 8 Apr 2008 @ 3:57pm
Sometimes, while my wife is sleeping, I scratch my anus and stick my finger in her mouth.

Comment by Mary Poppin' Caps — 8 Apr 2008 @ 8:39pm
{} I had a funny, but horrible comment all typed up, but didn’t have the heart to post it. All I wanna say is that I am sincerely apologetic for laughing as long as I did at that tattoo.

Comment by phxAZaddict — 8 Apr 2008 @ 10:29pm
That’s horrifying and I would sue that “artist” for all he’s got.

Comment by Starr — 9 Apr 2008 @ 7:35pm
Hopefully she had a good personality. Or he has a belt sander.

Comment by Holmes — 9 Apr 2008 @ 8:51pm
too bad tattoo artists don’t pay attention to “cartoon art” instructions, i.e., DO NOT differentiate teeth in detail…if it wasn’t for that, this wouldn’t be too bad

Comment by mommy g — 9 Apr 2008 @ 9:23pm
I feel SO sorry for whoever got that tattoo. They wanted to immortalize their loved one and instead they got that.

Comment by Dagwood — 9 Apr 2008 @ 9:48pm
Was it that tattooist that “failed” or the guy who has to wear that for the rest of his life?

Comment by blindside — 10 Apr 2008 @ 12:44am
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Comment by The Man — 10 Apr 2008 @ 1:27am
Not trying to be hurtful here, the picture was a poor choice. That tattooist did a pretty decent job. If the subject had been an albino or just pasty it would be great job.

Comment by Scampf — 10 Apr 2008 @ 1:55am
He could of left that chicks Adam’s apple out.

Comment by Scampf — 10 Apr 2008 @ 1:56am
It’s that guys own fault. He probably didn’t even check out the artists (if you can call ‘em that) work.

Comment by someguy — 10 Apr 2008 @ 4:15am
At least they had good intentions.

Comment by Emily — 10 Apr 2008 @ 4:41am
…Christ.

Comment by Chaingarden — 10 Apr 2008 @ 5:17am
must have been free.

Comment by 123 — 10 Apr 2008 @ 8:26am
Damn that is fucking comedy

Comment by HAHA — 10 Apr 2008 @ 10:36am
I might point out that this was an ill conceived idea to begin with.

Comment by Matt — 10 Apr 2008 @ 4:16pm
fucking mexicans…

Comment by jordan — 10 Apr 2008 @ 8:29pm
omg that looks like a zombie.

so, in loving memory actually suits perfectly

Comment by m — 11 Apr 2008 @ 1:10am
BRAIIINS!

Comment by cock robinson — 11 Apr 2008 @ 1:50am
Kat Von D couldve given better justice to the pic. But prolly for a higher price

Comment by Yang — 11 Apr 2008 @ 2:32am
for real this is really sad

Check this out!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by the king — 11 Apr 2008 @ 3:13am
THAT’S WHY .. you don’t get someones face tattoed on your ass.. or shoulder..

or someones ass tattoed on your shoulder.. like this one looks like..

holy shit, I’d sue.

Comment by Rob — 11 Apr 2008 @ 3:42am
That is really too bad. Perhaps it can be fixed somehow. I hope so.

Comment by AppleandOak — 11 Apr 2008 @ 4:12am
Yeah wow… thats just ouch… from now on, always wear long sleeves… please

Comment by where_AM_I¿¿ — 11 Apr 2008 @ 5:56am
Your dumb just because you decided to get that image tattooed on your arm in the first place. Maybe just her name would have been fine, but her whole face.. come on…

Comment by Thyhack — 11 Apr 2008 @ 6:40pm
That’s terrible. If I were them I would so sue; I mean that scary wrinkly creature’s going to be stuck to their arm forever.

Comment by Jess — 11 Apr 2008 @ 7:47pm
Yikes… in memory alright. That tattoo goes into Long term (as in permanent) memory.

Comment by Lisa — 11 Apr 2008 @ 11:09pm
Which is the fail the tat or the fact he was hitched to that beast, because the tat is a pretty good likeness.

Comment by pabl0 — 12 Apr 2008 @ 12:56am
dude, i feel sorry for this dude… damn dude horrible tat haha

Comment by Seann — 12 Apr 2008 @ 6:38pm
Best Fail Ever! Although it could be slightly better if the tattoo “artist”, and I use that term loosely, wasn’t a douche and instead just fucked it up for the lulz.

Comment by Anonymous — 13 Apr 2008 @ 9:20am
Best Fail Ever! Although it would have been even better if the tattoo “artist”, and I use that term loosely, wasn’t a douche and instead just fucked it up for the lulz.

Comment by Anonymous — 13 Apr 2008 @ 9:27am
you know u can always have that one covered and then find someone who can acctually do it better..

Comment by you know~~~ — 14 Apr 2008 @ 10:17am
haha

Comment by simon jackson — 14 Apr 2008 @ 11:57am
Thats gross! Anyone knows the story behind this? Who did that tattoo?

Comment by Johan — 14 Apr 2008 @ 10:19pm
Um, does anyone else think this was intensional or is it just me? I mean the detail required to make her look evil is amazing. At first I only noticed the teeth, but if u look at it closer you will notice a bunch of things that I am almost certain were intensional. For example the fact that her left eye is giving you the “evil eye” look, or the fact that her tiara “accidently” turned into barbed wire. Perhaps that she has blood covering her lips and it is running a bit. Somehow I think this is not a picture that was accidental and I will bet almost anything that the writing on the bottom, under the picture says something negative, like: “Capturing her true spirit” or something like that. Anyway, if I am wrong or offended anyone, please forgive me, just voicing my opinion.

Comment by Alex — 17 Apr 2008 @ 5:41am
i wonder if the tattoo artist realizes that it wasen’t supposed to be a tattoo of what she’d look like after being dead for a few weeks.. must be he’s a crypt keeper fan..

Comment by molly — 17 Apr 2008 @ 1:40pm
Old, I mean, like really, really old.

Comment by old — 17 Apr 2008 @ 8:36pm
Well, she wasn’t much of a looker to start with.

Comment by DeviousWanderer — 18 Apr 2008 @ 4:22pm
God DAMN!!! I don’t mean to be callous (actually, I don’t give a shit), but this is the single funniest thing I have seen on the internet. I laughed until I cried in the school library. Everyone must have thought I was nuts. The comments made by everyone made it even funnier… especially the “demented caveman transvestite” comment… fucking hilarious!

Comment by 1010011010 — 18 Apr 2008 @ 8:03pm
When you love someone that much you will always have them tattooed in your heart. I don’t see the need to disgrace a beautiful face by doing something like this. A memory is more than a thousand tattoos or pictures could ever be. When will people learn a portrait tattoo NEVER does a person justice.

Comment by Lady d — 20 Apr 2008 @ 12:23am
ITS A ZOMBIE!!

Comment by Steve — 20 Apr 2008 @ 2:04pm
SUCKS..
it would have been alright if the whole mouth was redrawn and the cheeks weren’t so strong..everyone should know never to draw a cheek line it never works…
also the words suck so much why are they red without a border?

Comment by Lynn — 21 Apr 2008 @ 3:07pm
Johan….I know the story behind this, it’s quite sad but true.

Comment by Zach Noparstak — 22 Apr 2008 @ 12:40am
They should get a cover up…done by a different tattooist obviously.
And make it into something different if possible because that really is a big mess on his arm :’)
I Lol’d.

Comment by HAHAHA epic fail. — 23 Apr 2008 @ 5:59pm
Zach, spill the story out. I want to know the story behind it.

Thanks!

Comment by Hawkeye-X — 27 Apr 2008 @ 10:57pm
I love how she has like 24 teeth in her smile…

bummmmmmmer dude

Comment by Classified — 3 May 2008 @ 2:14am
i’d tap that

hahahaha
i wish i could see it when he was old hahaha
wrinkled old cave man transvestite zombie haha

Comment by Bango Skank — 4 May 2008 @ 11:28am
mistake…

Comment by neopoi — 12 May 2008 @ 11:24pm
Next up: LASER FAIL.

Comment by Dick Bigg — 10 Jun 2008 @ 9:28pm

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