Obvious fake.
Although, if it were real, I’d buy a hummer. You can drop a tree on them, and they don’t even dent
Kamendae March 6th
“You can drop a tree on them, and they don’t even dent”
Except for the shattered sideview mirror…
Travis March 7th
“You can drop a tree on them, and they don’t even dent”
Thats great. Why don’t you just do that, I dare you. Hummers are just as vulnerable as any other car. They are made of the same metal, there just is a heck of a lot more of it. I believe it.
Alcari March 9th
I thought the sarcasm in my post, pointing out how bad the photoshop was, was pretty obvious…
Sarcasm fail it seems.
Anonymous March 9th
Sarcasm on the internet.
Sloppy saving grace.
Fail.
Intelligent Person March 12th
I caught the sarcasm. Travis & Anonymous are just idiots who didn’t realize that you had said “…if it were real…” in the previous sentence.
Kamendae did a good job of pointing out the broken mirror though. (I think he (she?) knew you were being sarcastic.)
However, I still wouldn’t buy one if they were invulnerable. For two reasons…
1) Too expensive. (both buying price, and because of how much gas it wastes)
2) You look like a douche.
Adam Seale April 19th
A military humvee, maybe.
Hummer != Humvee.
A humvee is a high-end, heavy duty transport, light weapons platform, and multi-purpose vehicle, used by multiple branches of the armed services for its durability, power, and dependability.
A hummer is a civilian SUV designed to somewhat resemble the humvee. It manages to not only chug gasoline and spew gas while providing nowhere near the strength, stability, and usefulness of its military role model, but also MAGNIFY the utter smugness of its owner to a level only surpassed by HYBRID drivers.
VEHICUFAIL.
Thank you.
Carnildo May 6th
Not quite. A Humvee is as you’ve described it, but an H1 Hummer is just a Humvee with the minimum of modifications to make it street-legal.
Of course, the H2 Hummer pictured is just a SUV dressed up to look sort of like a Humvee. I suspect a side view will show a nicely squashed windshield.
w May 7th
humvee is a nickname you fuckin failure
Ben May 12th
Photoshop fail.
Liam May 27th
humvee IS a nickname for the original, High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (HMMWV). Hummers just suck…
Dan June 1st
you all fail.
just cuz ur having an argument about hummers..not even that good.
but im a chick so what wood i know…Y.Y
Fab June 13th
Hey i got a hummer………..IN MY PANTS
Jim Fixx June 15th
You all suck.
wheniflysolo June 17th
No originality in that previous comment.
Originality fail.
There’s no hummer where I’m from, there’s only humming birds…
DjHinata August 14th
hummer in my pants….. TINY FAIL.
DjHinata August 14th
^_^
DjHinata August 14th
damn, i mean
Johnny August 25th
If a tree fails in the middle of a forest…
charlie September 20th
If a man speaks in the middle of a forest, and a woman isn’t there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Rachael September 27th
Actually, if you dropped a tree on a Toyota Hilux, it probably wouldnt do much to it, as even if you hit that car with a wrecking ball, it will still only just dent it. You cant kill them.
You all suck, the only real hummer/humvee, are the original military vehicles. I’d own one of those just for emergencies. You can go anywhere with one of them.
This is part of an ad campaign. And so obviously fake. Of course it’s ’shopped, a tree that big would crush all three vehicles to the height of their engine blocks. Why are people arguing about it.
H2s are overpriced, overweight, inefficient, poorly built, unsafe, unreliable crap bought by I-own-the-road type wankers. No self-respecting four wheel drive enthusiast would own one. They are mobile bling for drug dealers and the world’s most obvious small penis joke.
Oh, and Adam. You’re kidding right? Dependable? You should look at the maintenance figures compared to vehicles used by other countries military, mainly Toyota Landcruisers and Land Rovers.
Jeeps, not the current brand name, Army jeeps (General Purpose, GPs) which were built originally by Willy’s Motors then Ford and Chrysler during times of war, were specifically designed to be reliable, almost maintenance free if necessary and easy to repair. You’ve got to love the current Jeep slogan; “Jeep, The One and Only” when there has been three manufacturers.
An Australian prison bought a Humvee and in four years spent more to keep it running than it cost to purchase. Over $120,000 Au
Only Americans consider vehicles the size of Hummers, Ford F*50s, Chevy Suburbans, GMCs and other ‘trucks’ to be suitable for general use.
JT April 7th
If I wanted a Hummer I would have asked your sister
steve April 8th
yo mumma gave me a hummer
Internet posting police April 8th
Why are you arguing and/or debating? Look at the funny and laugh.
gilead April 9th
The debate occurs when people whom own or have the will to own a Hummer. And see ads like this and get offended, they would like for you to know that the Power to weight ratio of a hummer is such that when you have a load of pitbulls in the back they will not go flying around due the poor acceleration and over all handling performance. So give Hummer owners a break.
Dan, what are you doing outside of the kitchen? Go make me a sandwich.
Chapman May 6th
sorry that tree fell out of my pants :0
Bluesman June 22nd
Arguing on the Internet is like winning a Gold Medal at the Special Olympics
Yes you won a prize, but you’re still a retard
HTH
DD June 22nd
mwahaha !
YoUr aLl CrAp July 8th
wow your all crap
comment July 13th
nobody noticed the car in the middle is half the size it’s supposed to be…
Anon July 13th
a friend of mine owns a hummer. He looks like a douche, wastes gas….and complains that he cant take it down any trails because of how wide it is…
ShortLifespan July 13th
10 Minutes of my life wasted reading comments about a hummer…
Life FAIL
FuntasticVoyage July 18th
The fact that it took you 10 minutes to read through these comments…
Reading speed FAIL
Ozzyc23 July 18th
I claim this conversation for the IAAIDI (Internation Association of Arguments Involving Douchebags on the Internet) Feel free to bask in your ignorance
LT_Bob July 18th
Photoshopped or not, picture is kinda funny. As far as the Humvee (or HMMWV) goes, the military version is quite different from the civilian Hummers (even the H1), because HMMWVs take JP8 not gasoline. JP8 is like diesel, but a bit different (it’s actually aviation fuel used in helicopters). If you take care of the HMMWV and do proper maintenance it actually runs quite well, but sadly since nobody really “owns” any military vehicle it gets used and abused and parts are expensive. Hummers can’t even compare to an actual HMMWV because it’s not even in the same class of vehicles. It’s like trying to compare a cruise ship with an aircraft carrier.
Alcari March 6th
Obvious fake.
Although, if it were real, I’d buy a hummer. You can drop a tree on them, and they don’t even dent
Kamendae March 6th
“You can drop a tree on them, and they don’t even dent”
Except for the shattered sideview mirror…
Travis March 7th
“You can drop a tree on them, and they don’t even dent”
Thats great. Why don’t you just do that, I dare you.
Hummers are just as vulnerable as any other car. They are made of the same metal, there just is a heck of a lot more of it. I believe it.
Alcari March 9th
I thought the sarcasm in my post, pointing out how bad the photoshop was, was pretty obvious…
Sarcasm fail it seems.
Anonymous March 9th
Sarcasm on the internet.
Sloppy saving grace.
Fail.
Intelligent Person March 12th
I caught the sarcasm. Travis & Anonymous are just idiots who didn’t realize that you had said “…if it were real…” in the previous sentence.
Kamendae did a good job of pointing out the broken mirror though. (I think he (she?) knew you were being sarcastic.)
However, I still wouldn’t buy one if they were invulnerable. For two reasons…
1) Too expensive. (both buying price, and because of how much gas it wastes)
2) You look like a douche.
Adam Seale April 19th
A military humvee, maybe.
Hummer != Humvee.
A humvee is a high-end, heavy duty transport, light weapons platform, and multi-purpose vehicle, used by multiple branches of the armed services for its durability, power, and dependability.
A hummer is a civilian SUV designed to somewhat resemble the humvee. It manages to not only chug gasoline and spew gas while providing nowhere near the strength, stability, and usefulness of its military role model, but also MAGNIFY the utter smugness of its owner to a level only surpassed by HYBRID drivers.
VEHICUFAIL.
Thank you.
Carnildo May 6th
Not quite. A Humvee is as you’ve described it, but an H1 Hummer is just a Humvee with the minimum of modifications to make it street-legal.
Of course, the H2 Hummer pictured is just a SUV dressed up to look sort of like a Humvee. I suspect a side view will show a nicely squashed windshield.
w May 7th
humvee is a nickname you fuckin failure
Ben May 12th
Photoshop fail.
Liam May 27th
humvee IS a nickname for the original, High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (HMMWV). Hummers just suck…
Dan June 1st
you all fail.
just cuz ur having an argument about hummers..not even that good.
but im a chick so what wood i know…Y.Y
Fab June 13th
Hey i got a hummer………..IN MY PANTS
Jim Fixx June 15th
You all suck.
wheniflysolo June 17th
No originality in that previous comment.
Originality fail.
GTD July 8th
2) You look like a douche.
Only Subaru-driving lamers say that. . .
Water4Gas July 12th
There’s no hummer where I’m from, there’s only humming birds…
DjHinata August 14th
hummer in my pants….. TINY FAIL.
DjHinata August 14th
^_^
DjHinata August 14th
damn, i mean
Johnny August 25th
If a tree fails in the middle of a forest…
charlie September 20th
If a man speaks in the middle of a forest, and a woman isn’t there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Rachael September 27th
Actually, if you dropped a tree on a Toyota Hilux, it probably wouldnt do much to it, as even if you hit that car with a wrecking ball, it will still only just dent it. You cant kill them.
kat October 3rd
kaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fake humvee hater November 26th
You all suck, the only real hummer/humvee, are the original military vehicles. I’d own one of those just for emergencies. You can go anywhere with one of them.
zeldafan April 6th
omg nintendo is ghey
EvilGod April 7th
This is part of an ad campaign. And so obviously fake. Of course it’s ’shopped, a tree that big would crush all three vehicles to the height of their engine blocks. Why are people arguing about it.
H2s are overpriced, overweight, inefficient, poorly built, unsafe, unreliable crap bought by I-own-the-road type wankers. No self-respecting four wheel drive enthusiast would own one. They are mobile bling for drug dealers and the world’s most obvious small penis joke.
Oh, and Adam. You’re kidding right? Dependable? You should look at the maintenance figures compared to vehicles used by other countries military, mainly Toyota Landcruisers and Land Rovers.
Jeeps, not the current brand name, Army jeeps (General Purpose, GPs) which were built originally by Willy’s Motors then Ford and Chrysler during times of war, were specifically designed to be reliable, almost maintenance free if necessary and easy to repair. You’ve got to love the current Jeep slogan; “Jeep, The One and Only” when there has been three manufacturers.
An Australian prison bought a Humvee and in four years spent more to keep it running than it cost to purchase. Over $120,000 Au
Only Americans consider vehicles the size of Hummers, Ford F*50s, Chevy Suburbans, GMCs and other ‘trucks’ to be suitable for general use.
JT April 7th
If I wanted a Hummer I would have asked your sister
steve April 8th
yo mumma gave me a hummer
Internet posting police April 8th
Why are you arguing and/or debating? Look at the funny and laugh.
gilead April 9th
The debate occurs when people whom own or have the will to own a Hummer. And see ads like this and get offended, they would like for you to know that the Power to weight ratio of a hummer is such that when you have a load of pitbulls in the back they will not go flying around due the poor acceleration and over all handling performance. So give Hummer owners a break.
Goo April 11th
http://i13.tinypic.com/2q9hoqc.jpg
Hey all retards H1 are the only tuff hummers, H2 and H3 blow for impacts
Kurrus April 12th
Dan, what are you doing outside of the kitchen? Go make me a sandwich.
Chapman May 6th
sorry that tree fell out of my pants :0
Bluesman June 22nd
Arguing on the Internet is like winning a Gold Medal at the Special Olympics
Yes you won a prize, but you’re still a retard
HTH
DD June 22nd
mwahaha !
YoUr aLl CrAp July 8th
wow your all crap
comment July 13th
nobody noticed the car in the middle is half the size it’s supposed to be…
Anon July 13th
a friend of mine owns a hummer. He looks like a douche, wastes gas….and complains that he cant take it down any trails because of how wide it is…
ShortLifespan July 13th
10 Minutes of my life wasted reading comments about a hummer…
Life FAIL
FuntasticVoyage July 18th
The fact that it took you 10 minutes to read through these comments…
Reading speed FAIL
Ozzyc23 July 18th
I claim this conversation for the IAAIDI (Internation Association of Arguments Involving Douchebags on the Internet) Feel free to bask in your ignorance
LT_Bob July 18th
Photoshopped or not, picture is kinda funny. As far as the Humvee (or HMMWV) goes, the military version is quite different from the civilian Hummers (even the H1), because HMMWVs take JP8 not gasoline. JP8 is like diesel, but a bit different (it’s actually aviation fuel used in helicopters). If you take care of the HMMWV and do proper maintenance it actually runs quite well, but sadly since nobody really “owns” any military vehicle it gets used and abused and parts are expensive. Hummers can’t even compare to an actual HMMWV because it’s not even in the same class of vehicles. It’s like trying to compare a cruise ship with an aircraft carrier.
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