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5 Mar 2008

Timber fail

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  1. Obvious fake.
    Although, if it were real, I’d buy a hummer. You can drop a tree on them, and they don’t even dent ;)

    Comment by Alcari — 6 Mar 2008 @ 5:27pm

  2. “You can drop a tree on them, and they don’t even dent”

    Except for the shattered sideview mirror… ;)

    Comment by Kamendae — 6 Mar 2008 @ 6:58pm

  3. “You can drop a tree on them, and they don’t even dent”

    Thats great. Why don’t you just do that, I dare you. :) Hummers are just as vulnerable as any other car. They are made of the same metal, there just is a heck of a lot more of it. I believe it.

    Comment by Travis — 7 Mar 2008 @ 11:07pm

  4. I thought the sarcasm in my post, pointing out how bad the photoshop was, was pretty obvious…

    Sarcasm fail it seems.

    Comment by Alcari — 9 Mar 2008 @ 12:49am

  5. Sarcasm on the internet.

    Sloppy saving grace.

    Fail.

    Comment by Anonymous — 9 Mar 2008 @ 4:09am

  6. I caught the sarcasm. Travis & Anonymous are just idiots who didn’t realize that you had said “…if it were real…” in the previous sentence.

    Kamendae did a good job of pointing out the broken mirror though. (I think he (she?) knew you were being sarcastic.)

    However, I still wouldn’t buy one if they were invulnerable. For two reasons…
    1) Too expensive. (both buying price, and because of how much gas it wastes)
    2) You look like a douche.

    Comment by Intelligent Person — 12 Mar 2008 @ 9:21pm

  7. A military humvee, maybe.

    Hummer != Humvee.

    A humvee is a high-end, heavy duty transport, light weapons platform, and multi-purpose vehicle, used by multiple branches of the armed services for its durability, power, and dependability.

    A hummer is a civilian SUV designed to somewhat resemble the humvee. It manages to not only chug gasoline and spew gas while providing nowhere near the strength, stability, and usefulness of its military role model, but also MAGNIFY the utter smugness of its owner to a level only surpassed by HYBRID drivers.

    VEHICUFAIL.
    Thank you.

    Comment by Adam Seale — 19 Apr 2008 @ 12:54am

  8. Not quite. A Humvee is as you’ve described it, but an H1 Hummer is just a Humvee with the minimum of modifications to make it street-legal.

    Of course, the H2 Hummer pictured is just a SUV dressed up to look sort of like a Humvee. I suspect a side view will show a nicely squashed windshield.

    Comment by Carnildo — 6 May 2008 @ 3:32am

  9. humvee is a nickname you fuckin failure

    Comment by w — 7 May 2008 @ 10:38am

  10. Photoshop fail.

    Comment by Ben — 12 May 2008 @ 2:20am

  11. humvee IS a nickname for the original, High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (HMMWV). Hummers just suck…

    Comment by Liam — 27 May 2008 @ 1:35pm

  12. you all fail.

    just cuz ur having an argument about hummers..not even that good.
    but im a chick so what wood i know…Y.Y

    Comment by Dan — 1 Jun 2008 @ 11:27am

  13. Hey i got a hummer………..IN MY PANTS

    Comment by Fab — 13 Jun 2008 @ 10:37am

  14. You all suck.

    Comment by Jim Fixx — 15 Jun 2008 @ 9:33pm

  15. No originality in that previous comment.
    Originality fail.

    Comment by wheniflysolo — 17 Jun 2008 @ 6:53pm

  16. 2) You look like a douche.

    Only Subaru-driving lamers say that. . .

    Comment by GTD — 8 Jul 2008 @ 10:09pm

  17. There’s no hummer where I’m from, there’s only humming birds…

    Comment by Water4Gas — 12 Jul 2008 @ 3:19am

  18. hummer in my pants….. TINY FAIL.

    Comment by DjHinata — 14 Aug 2008 @ 3:08am

  19. ^_^

    Comment by DjHinata — 14 Aug 2008 @ 3:09am

  20. damn, i mean :)

    Comment by DjHinata — 14 Aug 2008 @ 3:09am

  21. If a tree fails in the middle of a forest…

    Comment by Johnny — 25 Aug 2008 @ 3:44pm

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