Your shipment of FAIL has arrived!

You can just imagine the drunken conversation that occurred prior to this photograph where it was decided there would be nothing less awesome than being able to grill some burgers without leaving the comfort of the pool on a hot day. Let me tell you, no pair of plain household flip-flops have ever had so much responsibilty, if those babies tip over, Baldy’s wife will be picking up a big fat life insurance check….

Ok who offered this guy the job, why did he take it and does he have no-one in his life who loves him enough to stop him from going out the damned front door?

Huh? You have a WHAT now? I mean, it must be important – you obviously took the time to make those cool like placards and march up and down the street about it…

Hmm, looks to me like there are two options here. One is that these Attorneys are not very good so that they have to moonlight for the extra cash as Ninja trainers, or option 2 is that these Ninja trainers aren’t very good and get sued so often by the families of the dead recipients of their training that they have had to learn law to defend themselves. Either way, this store is best avoided.