Note from the teacher
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Elijah M March 28th
If that were my son, I would spend every free moment of time I had getting that asshole fired.
Isabel March 28th
Is that f_____g stupid guy still teaching?!?!?!?
John March 28th
damm thats just wrong ! fire the teacher hes a power crazed lunatic! get the kid to teach
Mike March 28th
Sounds like the teacher I had who tried to tell us that A.D. stands for “After Death”
Carla March 29th
Hmmmmm. Sounds like someone has a problem blindly accepting authority… Its a good thing too!
Stormimay March 29th
And people wonder why we homeschool.
Question Authority March 29th
Wow. What a douche. Yay for Alex, though!
Ninjafish March 30th
He gots a frong?
Sean March 30th
When I was in school my brother had a word problem in maths class along these lines: “Say you have a piece of string 5m long. Divide it into two pieces such that one piece is 1m longer than the other. What are the lengths of the two pieces?”. My brother gave the correct solution, but his teacher insisted that the solution was to divide 5 by 2 to get 2.5 and then add 1 to one side so the solution is 3.5 and 2.5.
My dad had to write to the school explaining that you can’t divide string in such a way as to end up with more string than you started off with.
Bill March 30th
I’d put Alex to teach and fire that stupid facist
Henry Halff March 30th
Dated 1994. We can only hope that the teacher is retired by now (assuming this is real, which I doubt).
Parker Rex March 31st
And it was on 4/20…teacher was probably high.
Slappay March 31st
Adam Hilliker? Adolf Hitler anyone?
monkey April 1st
oh come on guys the teacher is completely right – students should obey like the Lord wants them to…
Dax April 1st
This must be an april joke.
Me April 1st
Interesting how close that teacher’s name is to Adolf Hitler.
Biz April 1st
If that memo is a true, than the point should be that every pupil should bang the head at the wall if the teacher requests. How stupid. No wonder that kids hate school. The schools are not supposed to exist to employ teachers, but they should be there for pupils first.
Ivan April 1st
Unbelievable… it’s a disgrace, such incompetence and ignorance along with such character flaws are fortunately rarely seen. Thanks heavens most of the teachers are (more or less) normal people. Such deviants should never be allowed to approach children.
Bljuco April 13th
I’d be proud if I had that kid in my class.
Zeke April 26th
Snopes has said it’s undetermined. One can only hope that it IS a fake.
andrew June 13th
1 kilometer is longer than one mile ,
1 kilometer = 0.621371192 miles,
or 1 mile = 1.609344 kilometers
Jimbo100 June 14th
Sounds like the teacher is a Republican.
Hellllllllllllllo? June 22nd
Wow, andrew are you stupid? If a mile equals 1.6 kilometers, that means it take more than ONE kilometer to equal the length of a mile, thus proving that a kilometer is indeed smaller than a mile.
Shorty140 July 2nd
I have a religion teacher like that. Passive-aggressive bitch. We were debating homosexuality, and I kept asking why it was wrong and she kept saying it was a sin. Dumb cow, I asked WHY! She said “That’s very left-wing thinking” I say she’s a brainwashed Catholic pretending to know the will of God.
Will100 July 4th
wow… “Even though he was right.”
that shows it all right in those words
Rally July 9th
I had a 5th grade teacher that insisted that our solar system was called the milky way. I got in a lot of trouble for insisting that it was not and the milky way is the name of the galaxy.
no July 9th
um, no. mr./mrs. Helllllllllllllo? person.
what andrew said is corect. the fact that it takes more of a kilometer to make a mile proves that a mile is longer.
so before you go off pretending that you know things. open a book and find out for sure.
or at least google it… dumb ass
911 was an accident. July 9th
whats a kilometer any dam way
dude July 17th
my apologies for necroposting here but both you and ‘andrew’ are, in fact, dumbasses
if i need MORE OF ONE kilometer to make ONE mile then one mile would have to be longer than one kilometer
it takes 4 quarts to make 1 gallon, which is more liquid?
you said it yourself,
“the fact that it takes more of a kilometer to make a mile PROVES THAT A MILE IS LONGER”
good day to you all
IB guy July 22nd
Holy crap, I can not believe that two people in the SAME comments list failed at the SAME thing. Congratufrigginlations
disbelief July 26th
I think andrew and ‘no’ were in this teacher’s class!
put birth control in the water and IQ test for the antidote. August 2nd
When my kids start school, if they encounter this kind of BS I will spend the time that they would have been doing the homework assigned teaching them to verbally humiliate the instructor in a respectful and honest manner.
Maybe a little subtle sarcasm “O.K. teacher, your right. I kilometer is more distance than a mile. Hey do you have 3 tens to change for a twenty?”
Kid’s do need to understand that some people are stupid, and that they will come across stupid people and be forced to interact with them. It’s best to humiliate them in a manner such that they have no alternative, but to shrink or humiliate themselves further.
In Your Face B**** August 3rd
if u type “1 mile” in google u find:
“1 mile = 1.61609344 kilometers”
so the fact that you wrote “or at least google it dumbass”
makes it even more fail, you should have googled it yourself firts, dumbass
Blonde, Southern Belle August 7th
You ppl r crazy. 1mile=1 mile! just kidding it does but that teacher if he were my teacher would be sued by my parents.
Mousey August 12th
Wow… reading all these comments are funny… its supposed to be a JOKE so it doesn’t really matter if a kilometer is longer than a mile or not. IT IS A JOKE! get over it
Annah August 13th
My teachers appreciate being wrong once and awhile. And have you ever seen any leaders or people who make worth-while change who followed the rules?
sibby August 31st
“Accept my teaching even though they’re not right” What is this? Nazi freakin Germany!
Fusion November 25th
That teacher rules, seriously people need to obey their superiors it’s the way of God.
Fab December 9th
Heavyoak January 5th
I had teachers like that. I told them to fuck off.
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