First! Now that’s some messed up shit…who would want their dead granny’s face staring at them every time they walk into their living room? Not me.

You are suppoosed to say First without any actual comment after it. You are the worst firster I have ever seen.

@wowaname: I’ve got my own style, and I resent anyone calling me an inadequate firster. I am the greatest firster ever to write “first.” Sometimes I just post “first”…other times I have insightful comments to add.

Some people get really pissed if you write “first” no matter what else you say. I could prove string theory and write “first” before it and people would call me an idiot just cuz I used the “f-word.” My goal is to have you enjoy and perhaps learn something from my intelligent postings, while at the same time realizing that I WAS MOTHERF***ING FIRST, BITCHES!!!!!!

Hell yeah I F***ING GOT FIRST ON FAILBLOG!!! Check out the latest one “Store Name Fail.” Yeah that’s me. I’m better than you thought. Go check that shit out and be amazed.

Wow, first fight, I can’t think of a more important issue to argue over.

not first.

Last

^— That guy is a lier.

I want to be the guy who puts grandma in a Betty Davis urn.