Why I rather take offense to that snide remark, GTS a.k.a. Mr. Mackey. It would seem to be the case that you are jealous my unparalleled ability to own people and my awe-inspiring ability to post comments on this site before anyone else does, amazing them with my supreme firstitude.
I merely wanted to point out the fact that I had (and rather astutely, if I do say so myself) determined that the animal on the right was in fact a koala, and that a narwhal spearing a koala in the wild would be an occurrence to which I would assign an astronomically low likelihood.
Now if I were a lesser man I might flaunt the extent to which I once again exhibited pwnage with this very post, but rather than stooping to that level, I will simply leave you with this, kind sir:
SEVENTH!!!!!!
gtd July 17th
Good, I hope you took offense to it. Most kids do take offense when it’s pointed out they are acting like a child.
gtd July 17th
And, nobody cares how many times you are FIRST, that’s why you don’t see any of the grown-ups spazzing ‘FIRST’ anywhere.
That’s great dude, but the facts are the facts and you can’t dispute them:
1) I owned that first guy.
2) I then owned the guy that tried to own me.
3) I am now in the process of owning you.
4) Koalas do not share a common habitat with narwhals.
5) I’ve been first to comment on a substantial number of postings on this site, and let me tell you, it feels AWESOME.
I don’t care whether you care whether I’m first. I don’t care whether anyone cares. What matters to me is the exhilirating, albeit fleeting and ephemeral, high that firstitude gives me. It’s like heroin, except it doesn’t make your nosy friends don’t start with those silly interventions and whatnot.
I threw those big words in there to show you that I’m an educated guy. I hope you’re impressed. That’s the keen intellect that got me a Harvard MBA, baby!
Owned.
Tenth.
Ian July 26th
in other words you do nothing all day but sit and troll this site. amazing. im so impressed.
flinch July 26th
“Of coarse it’s a koala.”
first – You went through Harvard and you still can’t tell the difference between coarse and course?! IMO that is an EPIC FAIL.
Rob September 4th
I HAVE THIS TOY SET!!! MY UNCLE GAVE THIS TO ME AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT JOKE!!! DEFINITELY AN EPIC WIN!!!!
Rob September 4th
Oh, and to harvard guy above, your epidermis is showing…
Dr. Rabbit July 16th
This is an awesome WIN!
first July 16th
Ownage, pure and simple. I like how they include a koala bear, cuz you know, narwhals encounter those in the wild all the time.
Dennis July 17th
is that a koala on the right side?
Jake July 17th
Where can I buy this????
first July 17th
@Dennis – read the comments above you, guy. Of coarse it’s a koala. You’re a day late to the party, chief.
OWNED!
GTS July 17th
Lol @ ‘first’ showing off hiz 1337 pwnage skillz. Please grow up, Mkay?
first July 17th
Why I rather take offense to that snide remark, GTS a.k.a. Mr. Mackey. It would seem to be the case that you are jealous my unparalleled ability to own people and my awe-inspiring ability to post comments on this site before anyone else does, amazing them with my supreme firstitude.
I merely wanted to point out the fact that I had (and rather astutely, if I do say so myself) determined that the animal on the right was in fact a koala, and that a narwhal spearing a koala in the wild would be an occurrence to which I would assign an astronomically low likelihood.
Now if I were a lesser man I might flaunt the extent to which I once again exhibited pwnage with this very post, but rather than stooping to that level, I will simply leave you with this, kind sir:
SEVENTH!!!!!!
gtd July 17th
Good, I hope you took offense to it. Most kids do take offense when it’s pointed out they are acting like a child.
gtd July 17th
And, nobody cares how many times you are FIRST, that’s why you don’t see any of the grown-ups spazzing ‘FIRST’ anywhere.
first July 17th
That’s great dude, but the facts are the facts and you can’t dispute them:
1) I owned that first guy.
2) I then owned the guy that tried to own me.
3) I am now in the process of owning you.
4) Koalas do not share a common habitat with narwhals.
5) I’ve been first to comment on a substantial number of postings on this site, and let me tell you, it feels AWESOME.
I don’t care whether you care whether I’m first. I don’t care whether anyone cares. What matters to me is the exhilirating, albeit fleeting and ephemeral, high that firstitude gives me. It’s like heroin, except it doesn’t make your nosy friends don’t start with those silly interventions and whatnot.
I threw those big words in there to show you that I’m an educated guy. I hope you’re impressed. That’s the keen intellect that got me a Harvard MBA, baby!
Owned.
Tenth.
Ian July 26th
in other words you do nothing all day but sit and troll this site. amazing. im so impressed.
flinch July 26th
“Of coarse it’s a koala.”
first – You went through Harvard and you still can’t tell the difference between coarse and course?! IMO that is an EPIC FAIL.
Rob September 4th
I HAVE THIS TOY SET!!! MY UNCLE GAVE THIS TO ME AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT JOKE!!! DEFINITELY AN EPIC WIN!!!!
Rob September 4th
Oh, and to harvard guy above, your epidermis is showing…
fail…
owned…
:3
MEMES FTW September 5th
Lealu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sha September 14th
arguing online is the lowest of low and cool toy
hyabusa August 15th
first is 1st to ride my big beef
Add Yours
YOU