Comments on: Everyone loves adorable animals

By: sha

sha — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 02:52:48 +0000

arguing online is the lowest of low and cool toy

By: MEMES FTW

MEMES FTW — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 04:47:14 +0000

Lealu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Rob

Rob — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:26:15 +0000

Oh, and to harvard guy above, your epidermis is showing…

fail…

owned…

By: Rob

Rob — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:24:36 +0000

I HAVE THIS TOY SET!!! MY UNCLE GAVE THIS TO ME AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT JOKE!!! DEFINITELY AN EPIC WIN!!!!

By: flinch

flinch — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 22:00:19 +0000

“Of coarse itâ€™s a koala.”

first – You went through Harvard and you still can’t tell the difference between coarse and course?! IMO that is an EPIC FAIL.

By: Ian

Ian — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 08:59:59 +0000

in other words you do nothing all day but sit and troll this site. amazing. im so impressed.

By: first

first — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:40:17 +0000

That’s great dude, but the facts are the facts and you can’t dispute them:
1) I owned that first guy.
2) I then owned the guy that tried to own me.
3) I am now in the process of owning you.
4) Koalas do not share a common habitat with narwhals.
5) I’ve been first to comment on a substantial number of postings on this site, and let me tell you, it feels AWESOME.

I don’t care whether you care whether I’m first. I don’t care whether anyone cares. What matters to me is the exhilirating, albeit fleeting and ephemeral, high that firstitude gives me. It’s like heroin, except it doesn’t make your nosy friends don’t start with those silly interventions and whatnot.

I threw those big words in there to show you that I’m an educated guy. I hope you’re impressed. That’s the keen intellect that got me a Harvard MBA, baby!

Owned.

Tenth.

By: gtd

gtd — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 23:30:58 +0000

And, nobody cares how many times you are FIRST, that’s why you don’t see any of the grown-ups spazzing ‘FIRST’ anywhere.

By: gtd

gtd — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 23:29:22 +0000

Good, I hope you took offense to it. Most kids do take offense when it’s pointed out they are acting like a child.

By: first

first — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 21:54:30 +0000

Why I rather take offense to that snide remark, GTS a.k.a. Mr. Mackey. It would seem to be the case that you are jealous my unparalleled ability to own people and my awe-inspiring ability to post comments on this site before anyone else does, amazing them with my supreme firstitude.

I merely wanted to point out the fact that I had (and rather astutely, if I do say so myself) determined that the animal on the right was in fact a koala, and that a narwhal spearing a koala in the wild would be an occurrence to which I would assign an astronomically low likelihood.

Now if I were a lesser man I might flaunt the extent to which I once again exhibited pwnage with this very post, but rather than stooping to that level, I will simply leave you with this, kind sir:

SEVENTH!!!!!!