Keeping Twitter right up to date
Keeping Twitter right up to date
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Keeping Twitter right up to date
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first July 16th
Twitter? More like SHITTER!
first, FTW!
first July 17th
First again, just rubbing my firstitude in the faces of the less fortunate. Ha ha ha!
5:33pm: Just got home from work and it’s time to drop a massive deuce.
5:35pm: This little bugger just won’t come out! Squeezing and straining, gripping the handrail for support.
5:37pm: Still on the fighting chair. I can feel the veins in my head popping out.
5:38pm: Wow, what a satisfying plop! Feel like I just dropped a quarter of my body weight.
5:40pm: Done! That thing must weigh 10 pounds! Maybe I should scoop it out and submit it to the Guinness book people. On second though…um…no.
dude July 19th
^^^ lol at being “first” a whole day later…
it must be over a hundred kurics!
S July 27th
Okay poop is coming out
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