Aw man. . .No upper deckers? What’s the fun in that?

I once walked into a bathroom in a restaurant in Reading (UK) because the door was unlocked. There was a guy in there already taking a dump. He was sat like the guy in the pic above, but _facing_ the cistern. So when I walked in I got a lovely (not) view of his arse..

I froze for a moment, then just turned and left. Grabbed my wife and said we’re leaving. Didn’t fancy looking the guy in the face after seeing his shitty arse.

In most of the world, the toilet is set in the floor and people squat over it to take a crap.

In the more countryside areas of Spain the women’s toilets I found had no seats on them, and often had footprints on the seat as well. Well…I’d rather not sit on dirty footprints, so I got good at doing just what the picture shows.

upper decker…..funny ass shit